Stiff Tail

Stiff Tail
Originally uploaded by Diliman Moon.

HOW to make Stiff Tail, the little mouse who could.

1. Take one mouse cat toy with leather tail.
2. Proffer toy to cat of drool-some reputation. When cat toy is accepted, leave with drool-some cat for an hour.
3. Check to see if toy's tail is soaked in drool.
4. Let dry for seven days under radiator.
5. When done, take photo for posterity. Then toss back to cat.