The Hump & Da Hudge

"I must warn you about the hump. It comes in any longer work. My rule of thumb is somewhere around page one hundred, when the first flush of excitement of your idea for a memoir has waned and you have no idea what comes next or why what came before came before."
-Robin Hemley in "The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Writer"

"Why do I keep coming out as nasty-looking blob things?!"
-Strong Bad on "Made-Up Animals"